i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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