I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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