whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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