Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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