ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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