she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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