windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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