Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it was like eating out sand paper
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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