thus making me awesome and them whores
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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