what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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