Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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