let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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