Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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