so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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