Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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