This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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