what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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