I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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