You smell like stripper and shame
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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