hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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