Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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