Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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