i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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