Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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