Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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