pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I love you.
Bad choice
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