This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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