Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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