it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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