just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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