Where did you get a picture of my penis
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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