So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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