Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
someone owes me an orgasm
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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