Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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