your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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