OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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