How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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