4 words: hood of his car
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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