whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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