He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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