just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just want nice things and good sex
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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