i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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