she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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