If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
