I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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