sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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