I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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