just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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