If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
cat food counts as protein by the way
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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