I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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