I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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