She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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